harvard

harvard
1. (harvard) (2995↑, 780↓)
See "Grade Inflation" [Grade Inflation]

"Dude, you got an A, too?" "Yeah, duh, we go to Hahvahd\!"

2. (harvard) (1889↑, 1125↓)
Princeton's nerdy, unathletic brother.

I was going to go to Princeton, but i'm fat and I'd rather not have fun in college, so I'll go to Harvard.

3. (harvard) (1443↑, 725↓)
One of the oldest universities in the United States - based in Cambridge/Boston, MA. Harvard is famous for having taught many prominent Americans, and is often considered to be the best, or one of the best, universities in the country. Often criticized for its elitism, extreme focus on career vs. personal life, old-fashioned/strict approach to education, and creation of large, obnoxious egos. A great school with flaws.

The top student from my school was the only one who got into Harvard.

4. (harvard) (1020↑, 506↓)
1) An elitist university where one would go to waste "$150,000 on an education you coulda got for a buck fifty in late fees at the public library." 2) The home of athletes who make their opposition feel better about themselves and look especially talented by comparison.

"I just wasted 150,000 dollars last weekend in Vegas\!" "That sucks, but I went to Harvard and it took me four years." or Harvard just played hockey against Cornell.

5. (harvard) (698↑, 398↓)
the school that cornell destroys in hockey every year.

"We didn't go to Harvard. No we're not that cocky and they can't play hockey."

6. (Harvard) (582↑, 331↓)
Harvard is perhaps the most prestigious University in the USA. The University was founded in 1636 in Cambridge Massachusetts, way before the USA became independent from Britain. The name came after John Harvard, a young minister, a graduate of Cambridge, England, who upon his death left library and estate to support the early time of University. Before 20th century, European countries dominated the world and finest Universities such as Cambridge and Oxford were found in Europe. However, because of World War I and II, European countries lost world power and the power shifted to the USA. Political and economic power shifts also made opportunity for American Universities to set the highest standards. Harvard is like a huge cooperation or enterprise, investing in stocks, lands, not only investments in educations. Harvard's strong power is perhaps its prestigious name and also enormous financial power that could recruit the already established best star scholars in the world to be Harvard professors. Average assistant and associate professors are high standards in their levels. However, the presence of several, but not all, star professors at Harvard is making Harvard almost incomparable unique University. In addition, Harvard-MIT, both located in Boston, perhaps two top Universities, have exchange programs that add more opportunities. Learning from top professors naturally gives opportunities to students to stand in the front positions in the world in their fields.

You know, most of the star professors at Harvard are not necessarily graduates of these schools.

Author: ramunenakayama\@hotmail.com http://harvard.urbanup.com/2779177
7. (harvard) (377↑, 229↓)
American university that breeds insecurity, especially with regards to its younger cousin (see: [Yale]).

Guy 1: Dude, all Sam can talk about since he started at Harvard was how much "Yale sucks". Guy 2: Yeah, thats because they replaced the freshman writing course with "Yale Sucks 101".

8. (Harvard) (167↑, 46↓)
A well-known mental health facility located in Cambridge, Massachusetts.

Harvard -- Where only 10% of residents seriously consider suicide a year\!

9. (Harvard) (281↑, 223↓)
The college that you'll most likely not get into unless you work yourself to death at school.

Nick: Hey, Ed. Ed: Yeah? Nick: Did you get your letter back from Harvard yet? Ed: Nope. I'll bet I didn't get in. Nick: Why not? Ed: 'Cause my college letter sucked and my SAT scores and GPA could've been a little higher

10. (Harvard) (87↑, 33↓)
If you looked this up, its obviously not on your list of college applications.

Fellow Employee: "So hey where'd you graduate from?" Bob: (arrogant, slightly pompous tone) Harvard. Fellow Employee: "Woaah...(awed silence)''

Author: Pooperscooper\! http://harvard.urbanup.com/4343193
11. (harvard) (375↑, 364↓)
The school you would have gone to in a second had you been accepted. Frequently ranked best college in the world. Also, unfairly criticized by many for rejecting them. See [envy]. Apparently, the (insert your mediocre school) of the east.

I wish I had been accepted to Harvard, but instead, I'll take my anger out at them for my shortcomings.

Author: youknowitstrue http://harvard.urbanup.com/1750811
12. (Harvard) (296↑, 286↓)
An old prestigious university located in Cambridge, MA.

Harvard: because not everyone can go to MIT.

13. (harvard) (183↑, 192↓)
1) An elitist university where one would go to waste "$150,000 on an education you coulda got for a buck fifty in late fees at the public library." 2) The home of athletes who make others feel better about themselves and look especially talented.

"I just wasted 150,000 dollars last weekend in Vegas\!" "That sucks, but I went to Harvard and it took me four years." or Harvard just played hockey against Cornell.

14. (Harvard) (78↑, 103↓)
a town in central massachusetts also known as "Apple Country". Bromfield, also home to the Massachusetts division 3 boys soccer champions, is located in this town and has some of the best teachers ever. Harvard is a rural town which has some very rich snobby people who deserve a kick in the face.

-Do you live in Harvard and go to Bromfield? -Yep, i'm a Trojan, we DON'T break under pressure

15. (Harvard) (27↑, 54↓)
One of America’s most prominent Ivy League universities, founded in the 1600s in Cambridge, Massachusettes. Believe it or not, Harvard was originally founded to train men how to become Protestant ministers, but has turned into an institution of atheists, secularists, liberals and new-agers.

Harvard is appropriately located in one of the most liberal areas in the United States, in the most liberal state in the United States. It is not uncommon to enroll in Harvard as a Christian and graduate as an atheist.

16. (Harvard) (47↑, 74↓)
The Boston College of Cambridge.

Wow, Harvard lost to BC again in hockey.

17. (harvard) (8↑, 37↓)
Another PC name for that elitist school "hardvard" where that kid with a jew fro who owns facebook went to. Made famous by The Social Network (no one wanted to go/ had ever heard of Hardvard before that). Wishes it were in boston..and goes to friggin MIT, nerd-central, for all its parties.

-Hey kid, have u ever heard of Harvard? -oh, dou you mean HARDVARD...yea, i watched the social network...they're all DICKS there. see: [penis], [dicks]

Author: lol smiley face(: http://harvard.urbanup.com/5405843
18. (harvard) (84↑, 117↓)
The most prestigious, renowned university in the country. Located in Cambridge, Massachusetts. Harvard is agruably the best ivy-league school in the US.

You won't get accepted into Harvard if your grades aren't up to par\!

19. (Harvard) (164↑, 197↓)
Yales' ridiculously overconfident douche of a cousin. School where you can work unbelieveably hard to get accepted, actually get accepted, then realize during the first semester you should've gone to Yale. Quite frankly, even Brown (shudder) would've been a better choice. In recent years people have realized hiring people simply because they went to Harvard is useless, as normally they have to pay to bring in a Yalie to do the job afterwards. Then they have to bring the Brown man (who is now a plumber) to show the Harvard man how to take a shit. In short, a school that (despite constantly being on top of superficial lists written by people who either went to or fear Harvard) is inferior both academically and athletically to Yale. Go BULLDOGS.

Tom: Sarah graduated from Yale last weekend. Steve: Oh really, thats great\! Tom: Not really. She realized she is actually dumber now than she was 4 years ago when she started, so now shes going to try her hand at Yale, if she can get in. A student fan from each Harvard, Yale, Princeton, and Brown are standing on a cliff together during football season. The Princeton man runs forward and yells, "This is for the Tigers\!". Not to be outdone, the Brown man runs forward and yells "This is for the Bears\!". Aghast at what just happened, the Yale and Harvard men look at each other in shock. The Yale man shrugs, as if to say "hey why not". The Harvard man scoffs and looks at the Yale man like hes an idiot. Then the Yale man proceeds to push the Harvard man off the cliff proclaiming "This is for all mankind".

20. (Harvard) (216↑, 253↓)
University for the brilliant and beautiful. Old school sexy. See [Weezer], [Natalie Portman], and the [shiznit].

I could teach you but I have to charge Damn right it's better than yours And they're like, it's better than yours Harvard brings all the boys to the Yard

21. (harvard) (45↑, 85↓)
head, fellacio,oral sex from a woman

shorty gives the greatest harvard eva my dude\!

Author: kingswearcrowns http://harvard.urbanup.com/2416440
22. (harvard) (50↑, 95↓)
The Stanford University of the east.

Adam: Why did Julia decide to go to Harvard? Katy: She got rejected from Stanford.

23. (Harvard) (172↑, 218↓)
Home of the famous cheer against Yale during which Harvard was losing:

Harvard students: "That's all right, that's okay, you'll just work for us someday\!"

24. (Harvard) (98↑, 147↓)
A place where you can pay $100k.p.a for an education you can get in any mid-west whorehouse for $50.

He's a Harvard Man therefore he is stupid and spends lots of money on his son's/daughter's miseducation. (Similar to Yale, Oxford or Cambridge institutions)

Author: Hedley Clubnobber http://harvard.urbanup.com/1939745
25. (harvard) (189↑, 239↓)
a place where aspiring black people go to get educated while their peers continue to hate on them on no basis whatsoever. many think that harvard kids are nerds who study all the time and have no lives but for a definition of those kids see HATERS.

--yo i met this bangin chic at this fly ass party last weekend. she's both sexy AND educated\! --yo where was this party at? --it was at HARVARD\!

26. (Harvard) (66↑, 117↓)
A high school in Northern Illinois that I went to...its ok

Harvard's biggest rival is Marengo High School, which is full of homo's and rapists.

27. (harvard) (252↑, 303↓)
harvard sucks and princeton doesn't matter.

Did you go to the Yale-Harvard game? Yeah, when it was at Harvard, even though they were deuschebags and wouldn't let us drink we pulled the best trick known to college football on them. Go to www.harvardsucks.org.

Author: bingham, bitches\! (elihu yale) http://harvard.urbanup.com/1152224
28. (Harvard) (221↑, 273↓)
A school for the nerdiest of nerds.

The valedictorian of my class went to Harvard.

29. (harvard) (321↑, 413↓)
Safety school. Where Cornell rejects go.

Served, Set, and Spiked.

Author: Nelly of Greendale http://harvard.urbanup.com/1057360
30. (Harvard) (124↑, 257↓)
The [Ohio State University] of the East.

Why pay 160 grand when you can go to public school for much cheaper then have money for grad school?

Author: ThatsBriskBaby http://harvard.urbanup.com/1303723
31. (harvard) (91↑, 235↓)
The Berkeley of the East.

Tyrone: Yo son, I'm going to Harvard. Jamal: I knew you couldn't cut it at Berkeley.

Author: Jamal Clifford http://harvard.urbanup.com/1445423
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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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